Frozen peas

I've decided that DVD's are shite.

You spend loads of cash, and maybe watch half of them. What's the fucking point. I should've bought sweets instead of DVD's. I had a lolipop in the car on the way home, and felt fucking COOOOWAHOOL. But DVD's. Waste of fucking time. Sometimes, they print the inlay on the other side of the cover, and then have a translucent box, so when you open it, theres nothing but a blank looking fucking disc. WANKERS. Shouldn't it be fucking special? Am I the only one?

So the other thing that crossed my mind is the time I waste going to the toilet. I mean COME ON FOR FUCK SAKE. I was thinking that I'd like to try out a colostomy bag for a week. Just to see. You could go out - NO TOILET NEEDED. At home, miss exactly NONE of the football. NOT BAD. Another bonus is this, you get mugged - "What's in the fucking bag?"; "Here!" and fucking smash it in the fuckers face. SUR-Fucking-PRISE. Life's not all bad is it?
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