Frozen peas

Cigars are fucking COOL. If you can smoke like that, you don't need money, wit, or good looks. You're cool. Any fucker that tries to argue the point gets cigar smoke in their fucking face. The end.

And the award most fucking annoying key goes to......INSERT key. Come on WTF is the point of that key. If I want rid of the text, I'll fucking DELETE it. You did after all give me TWO fucking keys dedicated to this most menial of tasks, so why the fucking insert key you mad, bad sadistic fuck?



So one of the cats pooed under our bed. Cheeky little FUCKER. We can't tell who it was. In the style of a facist, I told both of them off. Pooey noses etc. I'm fucking sorry, but I'm not having pooing under the bed. You can fucking eat me if you think that's acceptable. Cheeky little shits. There's been other little presents here and there. Usually for me when I get back from work - I'm usually the first in.

Here's to poo presents.
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