Frozen peas

So where do I begin?

Hardware failure here forced no computer
Car isn't sorted out yet. Still driving shit-tip. Gutted
Wedding this weekend (not mine)
Ireland last week
Devon 2 weeks before
Villa not yet bought - time's running out lads
Got two kittens - everybody 'Ahhhhhhhh'
Got kitten shit on my arm - eughhhh
Got a hundred quid back for my car tax from destroyed car - video to follow
Ate about 12 currys since July 10th
Took up Golf. Now I'm a real wanker
Had my hair cut - finally
Started my own fashion range Here
Bought LOADS of DVD's - Kalifornia - Shawshank Redemption - Taxi Driver - Heat - Minority Report - Carlitos Way - Aliens: Special Edition: 2dvd - Apocalypse Now - Collateral - Cape Fear - Beach - Platoon - Rambo: First Blood - Total Recall
Sorted out my cups and plates and pans cupboard. It's MINT.
Read The Beach in two days - pretty cool book, odd ending
Spent £60 on 12 bottles of wine
Drank most of them

Peace, much love and buy a fucking t-shirt
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