Frozen peas

So mixed grill ended up being EXPENSIVE curry.

I was taking a shit at work today, and there's three cubicles in the toilets, one end one had a dude in, the other end had no paper in, and I was in the middle. Suddenly some bloke came in, sat in the cubicle with no paper, and took a massive, soggy shit. Clearly NOT a paper checker. So five minutes passed, this guy must've had the fucking PALEST face when he realised. Seriously he did a fucking dribbler. LMFAO! So he gets up, flushes the toilet and walks out. He then TRIED to get in to my cubicle - READ THE FUCKING SIGN 'ENGAGED' - no luck there, same with the next cubicle, NO LUCK THERE, and then he gave up and walked (squelched) outside.

Somebody learned a fucking lesson today.
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