Frozen peas

Plumbing. The stuff of fucking dreams. Nightmares and fucking frightmares. I've been plumbing today. So fucking typically, I got soaked. But do you know what, I fucking NAILED it. Mostly thanks to Greyo and his guidance but hell, I killed it. There is nothing better than doing shit and it working. Especially when you thought "this shit will NEVER fucking work". These fucking plumbing joints I had to put in just looked like a real bollocks idea. In fact I nearly just said "Fuck this, I'll live without the new taps." See the taps in the kitchen, they fucking hurt your fingers to turn them on. The knobs you push against are tiny, and the taps are REAL FUCKING STIFF. So it hurts, and sometimes your thumb slips and you gouge your knuckle on the BASTARD tap. You see why in the end I decided to press on with the fucking dodgy joints. But FUCK ME, they were nowhere near dodgy. They just fucking went right in and did exactly what their packet said they'd do. I couldn't fucking believe it.

I really quite sceptical about fucking everything, you know.

Oh and I haven't fucking washed since Saturday morning. It's now Sunday Evening. I'm a fucking dirtbag scumhole.

Shower, pub, bed. The only way to spend Sunday.
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