Frozen peas

Fucking summer has ended. Rain, and then MORE fucking rain. You know England is pretty good at most stuff. No KILLER BEES, or FLATTENING EARTHQUAKES, civil war died down a while back, and I even get to vote. BUT THE FUCKING WEATHER IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS A WET FUCKING SOCK.



Check my SHARK shoes up there. I've scratched them a bit, but they'll survive. They're the fucking nuts. I feel like Edward Woodward in The Equaliser when I've got them on. No crim better fuck with me. I tell you. Didn't that show have the fucking COOLEST theme tune, and what a fucking intro when he's standing there in the mist in front of that car. THAT is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Not even fucking Robocop could look that cool.

I've got A LOT to do to be THAT cool.
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