Frozen peas

So Dan Brown can FUCK OFF.

Last year I read the fucking da vinci code - NO FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS EARNED YOU TOSSER.

WHAT A PILE OF SHITE.

If you're thinking of reading this fucking schoolboy error then don't, unless you enjoy HATRED - like me. So I'd recommend it.

Oh man. Seriously, this fucking guy writes every chapter like it's the END OF THE WORLD IF YOU DON'T READ THE NEXT ONE. He's all '...and as he turned the corner he saw(!!!!).....[next chapter]...the next corner.

WANKER. I find ingredient lists more enthralling. The very, very worst thing in the world about that book is this. He took a semi interesting idea (Christ had kids) and turned it into a complete load of fucking DRIVEL. IF you make it to the end of the book as I AGGRESSIVELY did, you'll encounter perhaps the worst, most ridiculous, EMBARRASING ending to any fucking story ever. Worse than the fucking ARK or that STUPID fucking film with Richard Gere in that gay white uniform in the womens factory.

So yeah. That really got up my nose. But you should read it and form your own opinons blah blah blah

\it's shite/

I got some new shoes. They're fucking SHARK shoes. Not made from sharks, but LOOK LIKE SHARKS. They make me feel very cool.
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